Beaver Examiner

 

I was going to explain what this website is all about until I realised that I didn't have the faintest idea. Having purchased the domain name as a speculation I now have the onerous task of trying to decide whether to build a site about the city of Beaver Dam ( which given that I reside in Australia would be quite a challenge)....we have no beavers in oz.

On the other hand taking into consideration the outstanding value of an adsense click for the phrase beaver dam I am rather inclined to persevere.

I also considered building a site about actual beavers, but again, given that I would have to embelish from information I might garner about Australian platypuses and thence apply to beavers....that would also be problematical.

A third option was to try and flick the site to an officionado of that, er hum, online industry which grows in presence on the net with every passing day.

And in deference to all these ideas I did also feel an obligation to continue to uphold the tradition of the earlier site owner (who I think was perhaps Canadian) and post stories in here which treat the truth as a rather cumbersome annoyance at best.

Unable to decide , nor let go of the possibility of high paying adsense clicks for the phrases beaver examiner and beaver, I have therefore gone with the approach that the site will cater to everything beaver related that I can think of.....and all of the above.

Without further adieu may I launch the new website with a quote from it's previous patron ( of who's attitude I am most fond )

The ( new)Beaver Examiner is ( also) guided strongly by the belief that you should be strongly guided by our beliefs.

Our mission is to

A) be proudly independent from the facts,

B) provide short stories for short attention spans, and

C)keep fake news real.

In keeping with my multi disciplinary approach to the new Beaver examiner website I would now like to provide the following educational break in proceedings.... to inform you that -

A beaver dam is that arc of a circle. that enables a beaver pond to be the home for a colony of beavers.....fascinating I'm sure you'll agree.

It also turns out that Beavers are the worlds second largest rodent, they became extinct in Great Britian in the sixteenth century ( but have been making a comeback over there since 2005 )...and oh yes..they are related to squirrels. 

As for the city of Beaver Dam I have to confess to very little knowledge but my research in Google found a bustling city of some 15,000 lake loving Beaver dwellers.

The word beaver also apparently has significance beyond the geographical and it's colloquial relevence in the Unites States roughly mirrors it's meaning in Australia.

I can only hope that this website is not bombarded by Beaver Examiners who rather than being associated with a local newspaper in Beaver Dam are instead on a very different mission of discovery.


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