I was going to explain what this website is all about until
I realised that I didn't have the faintest idea. Having
purchased the domain name as a speculation I now have the
onerous task of trying to decide whether to build a site about
the city of Beaver Dam ( which given that I reside in Australia
would be quite a challenge)....we have no beavers in oz.
On the other hand taking into consideration the outstanding
value of an adsense click for the phrase beaver
dam I am rather inclined to persevere.
I also considered building a site about actual beavers, but
again, given that I would have to embelish from information I
might garner about Australian platypuses and thence
apply to beavers....that would also be problematical.
A third option was to try and flick the site to an
officionado of that, er hum, online industry which
grows in presence on the net with every passing day.
And in deference to all these ideas I did also feel an
obligation to continue to uphold the tradition of the earlier
site owner (who I think was perhaps Canadian) and post stories
in here which treat the truth as a rather cumbersome annoyance
at best.
Unable to decide , nor let go of the possibility of high
paying adsense clicks for the phrases beaver examiner and
beaver, I have therefore gone with the approach that the site
will cater to everything beaver related that I can think
of.....and all of the above.
Without further adieu may I launch the new website with a
quote from it's previous patron ( of who's attitude I
am most fond )
The ( new)Beaver Examiner is ( also) guided strongly
by the belief that you should be strongly guided by our
beliefs.
Our mission is to
A) be proudly independent from the
facts,
B) provide short stories for short attention spans,
and
C)keep fake news real.
In keeping with my multi disciplinary approach to the new
Beaver examiner website I would now like to provide the
following educational break in proceedings.... to inform you
that -
A beaver dam is that arc of a circle. that
enables a beaver pond to be the home for a colony of
beavers.....fascinating I'm sure you'll agree.
It also turns out that Beavers are the worlds second largest
rodent, they became extinct in Great Britian in the sixteenth
century ( but have been making a comeback over
there since 2005 )...and oh yes..they are related to
squirrels.
As for the city of Beaver Dam I have to confess to very
little knowledge but my research in Google found a
bustling city of some 15,000 lake loving Beaver dwellers.
The word beaver also apparently has significance beyond the
geographical and it's colloquial relevence in the Unites States
roughly mirrors it's meaning in Australia.
I can only hope that this website is not bombarded by Beaver
Examiners who rather than being associated with a local
newspaper in Beaver Dam are instead on a very
different mission of discovery.
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